I had odd dreams last night. In one, I fed poison ivy leaves with a plastic fork to (cartoonist who does Goats) Jon Rosenberg's child, who was some sort of insect larva. He kept her in a well in the swamp behind my parents' backyard. The kid glowed.
A different dream had a child that was trying to bite me. Wintertime. I held the kid down on some porch steps. He asked me if I'd seen the new Donkey Kong game. His mother finally came to take him away.
Legal disclaimer: Under no circumstances would I ever deliberately feed poison ivy leaves to a child. Even if they were trying to bite me. Because then I'd have itchy bite wounds.
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You should be kept away from children.
And adults.
How are you going to make me? With your magical murder bag?
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