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Those little Clementine oranges are pretty much the best fruit ever. Sorry lime, apple, and blueberry. You guys lose.

Kicked a nut that was laying on the ground. It rolled over to and stopped right in front of a squirrel. Squirrel ate some of it and took the rest up a tree.

That's odd...

Why does my hair smell like a doughnut? I haven't eaten any pastry all day.

Steve Ballmer IS Bob Rohrman

Matt and I were blathering randomly earlier tonight and we have decided that not only is Steve Ballmer a joke of a CEO, but that deep in his heart, in his core personality, he is a used car salesman. Think about that for a bit.

Stupid oranges

I wanted to have an orange with dinner, but my last orange was rotten. Fine, orange, I hate you too. I'll have an apple instead.

A night full of WHAT IN THE WORLD WAS THAT

Had a conversation with a friend. We said stupid stuff. The end.

Behold, the power of cheese

Mmm, quesadillas are so good. I finally got the temperature of the frying pan right: hot enough to melt the cheese and cook the onions, but not so hot that the tortilla burns. These quesadillas are filled with pepper jack, cheddar, chicken, onion, and tomato and are topped with sour cream and chili powder. I'm probably taking in about 500,000% of my daily allotment of cholesterol with all that cheese and sour cream.

Random musings

Saw a minorly epic fail today. Big truck, probably gets around 3 mpg. Surrounded by litter (cups, paper, whatever). Has an "Environment" license plate.

Some random person on the street greeted me with "What's up, playboy?" All I could manage was to mutter lol wut under my breath.