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Those little Clementine oranges are pretty much the best fruit ever. Sorry lime, apple, and blueberry. You guys lose.

Kicked a nut that was laying on the ground. It rolled over to and stopped right in front of a squirrel. Squirrel ate some of it and took the rest up a tree.

That's odd...

Why does my hair smell like a doughnut? I haven't eaten any pastry all day.

lol i r crazy

I had odd dreams last night. In one, I fed poison ivy leaves with a plastic fork to (cartoonist who does Goats) Jon Rosenberg's child, who was some sort of insect larva. He kept her in a well in the swamp behind my parents' backyard. The kid glowed.

A different dream had a child that was trying to bite me. Wintertime. I held the kid down on some porch steps. He asked me if I'd seen the new Donkey Kong game. His mother finally came to take him away.

Legal disclaimer: Under no circumstances would I ever deliberately feed poison ivy leaves to a child. Even if they were trying to bite me. Because then I'd have itchy bite wounds.

Steve Ballmer IS Bob Rohrman

Matt and I were blathering randomly earlier tonight and we have decided that not only is Steve Ballmer a joke of a CEO, but that deep in his heart, in his core personality, he is a used car salesman. Think about that for a bit.

Stupid oranges

I wanted to have an orange with dinner, but my last orange was rotten. Fine, orange, I hate you too. I'll have an apple instead.

A night full of WHAT IN THE WORLD WAS THAT

Had a conversation with a friend. We said stupid stuff. The end.

Behold, the power of cheese

Mmm, quesadillas are so good. I finally got the temperature of the frying pan right: hot enough to melt the cheese and cook the onions, but not so hot that the tortilla burns. These quesadillas are filled with pepper jack, cheddar, chicken, onion, and tomato and are topped with sour cream and chili powder. I'm probably taking in about 500,000% of my daily allotment of cholesterol with all that cheese and sour cream.