Sunday, July 19, 2009


Those little Clementine oranges are pretty much the best fruit ever. Sorry lime, apple, and blueberry. You guys lose.

Kicked a nut that was laying on the ground. It rolled over to and stopped right in front of a squirrel. Squirrel ate some of it and took the rest up a tree.

Monday, February 16, 2009

That's odd...

Why does my hair smell like a doughnut? I haven't eaten any pastry all day.

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Steve Ballmer IS Bob Rohrman

Matt and I were blathering randomly earlier tonight and we have decided that not only is Steve Ballmer a joke of a CEO, but that deep in his heart, in his core personality, he is a used car salesman. Think about that for a bit.

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Stupid oranges

I wanted to have an orange with dinner, but my last orange was rotten. Fine, orange, I hate you too. I'll have an apple instead.

Wednesday, September 17, 2008


Had a conversation with a friend. We said stupid stuff. The end.

Sunday, August 31, 2008

Behold, the power of cheese

Mmm, quesadillas are so good. I finally got the temperature of the frying pan right: hot enough to melt the cheese and cook the onions, but not so hot that the tortilla burns. These quesadillas are filled with pepper jack, cheddar, chicken, onion, and tomato and are topped with sour cream and chili powder. I'm probably taking in about 500,000% of my daily allotment of cholesterol with all that cheese and sour cream.

Friday, August 29, 2008

Random musings

Saw a minorly epic fail today. Big truck, probably gets around 3 mpg. Surrounded by litter (cups, paper, whatever). Has an "Environment" license plate.

Some random person on the street greeted me with "What's up, playboy?" All I could manage was to mutter lol wut under my breath.